What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 04:53
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...